Zeno's paradox

I'm running towards you. But I always must traverse half the the distance. There are an infinite numbers of these halfway points. That means that I will never reach you because --

[Chain of reasoning interrupted by collision]

Dear colleague

I think you have underestimated the importance of recent neurological research for the so-called mind-body problem. In fact, everything we call the personality or the soul cannot exist without the the brain.

Guy's reply: I think I've found the weak spot in your argument.

A dialogue about the mind-body problem

Does the soul reside in the body, or is an incorporeal entity that exists in a different dimension to which we lack access. Or should I just bite you when you run by?

Applejack

Guy has just discovered the apple trees at one corner of his territory. He collects the apples one at a time, takes them to his observation post, and nibbles daintily at them. Picture taken just moments after a Wagnerian cider belch.

Base canards

You call them ducks, or migratory birds, or just plain birds. Guy calls them terrorists.

Standing on the surface

Why am I not sinking iinto the depths? Am I walking on water?

Eating people is wrong

Baby toes are so scrumptious that sometimes you have just to set aside the rules and take a nibble.