I vow to find the evil doer, or doers

I'm just as upset about this as you are. Maybe even more. I promise you, we're going to find whoever did this and see to it that they are punished. This kind of behavior is very inappropriate. It's an assault on the very fabric of civilization. I suspect a cat was involved.

The hidden keyboard

I hide other things besides bones and chews. For example, I've concealed a piano under the snow, and when I need a break from pondering the nature of dog, or epistemology, or metaphysics, I brush off the keys with my tail and play some of my repertoire. I'm particularly fond of Rachmaninoff, whose works I play with a maximum of dramatic expression.

Inquiring dogs want to know

What happens when 65 pounds of dog moving at top speed collides with an unwitting photographer? Let's find out.

The paws of paradox

Some snarls cannot be unraveled

Sometimes a name fits

Jimmy Choos.

Obstacles to autonomy

Right around that corner is a refrigerator filled with food. I know for a fact that there is some ham in there plus some chicken skins. These shelves and drawers are full of treasures, too.

If were totally autonomous, I would just say "gimme" and that would be that. I would be gobbling happily right now.

But no. I can't do what I want. There are "people" standing in the way, imposing their will on me, blocking my path. I know they mean well. But really.

A saying

Boned wisdom for weak teeth